Nothing eventful. Sam+ did suggest I wear my collar as “it’s a get out of jury duty” card. I didn’t even ask about being dismissed as two trials had settled and there were two left, which eventually settled, so we all got to go home.
On the elevator out the man standing next to me started
“What religion are you?”
–brief pause as he thought–
“OK. What church?”
“You’re like Catholic, huh?”
“Most similar, yes.”
“Except you can get married, right?”
“Yes, we can marry. But we can’t have sex.”
–long pause as I grin–
“That’s a joke!”
Then he laughed.