From Francesco Explains it all:
Why Cats Are Not Employed As Doctors
• Valuable minutes lost in
surgery as doctor furiously paws at nearby fly.
• While informing
patient’s family of their loss, doctor suddenly loses interest and walks
• In bid to become chief surgeon, doctor scent-marks entire
• Doctor refuses to respond to own name during code blue.
Staff grows increasingly alarmed as doctor runs up and down hallway for
no apparent reason.
• Sensing colleagues’ growing dissatisfaction
with his work, doctor curls up against a radiator and goes to sleep.
Doctor raises hackles and bares teeth whenever new interns are
• Doctor loses medical license after licking self,
So what have we learned? That cats are best
employed in service industries? Certainly. But more importantly, always
listen for meows when entering a hospital. The life you save may very
well be your own.