Why Cats Are Not Employed As Doctors

From Francesco Explains it all:

Why Cats Are Not Employed As Doctors
• Valuable minutes lost in
surgery as doctor furiously paws at nearby fly.
• While informing
patient’s family of their loss, doctor suddenly loses interest and walks
off.
• In bid to become chief surgeon, doctor scent-marks entire
hospital.
• Doctor refuses to respond to own name during code blue.

Staff grows increasingly alarmed as doctor runs up and down hallway for
no apparent reason.
• Sensing colleagues’ growing dissatisfaction
with his work, doctor curls up against a radiator and goes to sleep.

Doctor raises hackles and bares teeth whenever new interns are
introduced.
• Doctor loses medical license after licking self,
instruments clean.

So what have we learned? That cats are best
employed in service industries? Certainly. But more importantly, always
listen for meows when entering a hospital. The life you save may very
well be your own.

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